I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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