Christians are straight up FREAKS
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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