So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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