Nicole vs. Life
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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