in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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