I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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