Please don't use social media to get back at me.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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