conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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