the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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