these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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