i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
you never un-have a 4some
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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