i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
well most of my day revolves around power hour
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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