hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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