That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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