ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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