i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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