Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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