i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I AM VODKA MAN
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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