There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
