dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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