I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize