I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
