Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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