Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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