would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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