Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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