sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Blood and glitter go together right?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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