Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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