If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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