Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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