we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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