K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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