Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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