So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
COCAINE IS GR8
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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