Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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