cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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