there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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