I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
id be glad to
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
