I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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