I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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