i don't like sucking hair
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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