Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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