Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
