Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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