So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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