This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
