its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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