found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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