she was so not down for the gang bang
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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