alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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