what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
