I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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