we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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