What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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